shin soukoku energy: I gotta go stop my boyfriend from doing something stupid
soukoku energy: I got a front-row seat to watch my boyfriend do something stupid

neil, do you think humanity will ever run out of original stories to tell? that one day there will be no more new books or movies, because every single plot has been wrote or filmed?
I think we ran out of original stories 100,000 years ago telling tales around our fires. But that’s okay. We tell the old stories new, and there’s always an audience on the way who have never heard them before.
sure, fine, your characters kissed, whatever. have they rested their foreheads together yet
the funniest thing wrong with me is that i'm so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on me
every time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any effect
Dazai stands frozen in vile disgust for the next 20 minutes